The Christmas Chronicles: Part One & Two
Sup, (ho ho) ho's?!
What better way to prepare for Santa's arrival than with two Christmas movies starring Kurt Russel as Mr. Claus himself?!
We were legitimately excited for The Christmas Chronicles because everything about it looks genuinely cool, and for a while it actually IS cool... but unfortunately it screeches to a halt when they just sorta hang out on the streets of Chicago for way too long. Bummer.
In the two years since the first movie, I genuinely forgot whether or not I enjoyed it... but watching The Christmas Chronicles: Part Two made me realize I probably did not. Hey, at least we got Goldie Hawn as a freakin stoner Mrs. Claus!!!
This is an audio file that is meant to be listened to along with the movie.