Remember when your parents would say "I'm not mad, I'm disappointed" to you? Well that's how I feel about It Follows.
All Jacob knew going into It Follows is that everyone loved it and I didn't. He and I don't always agree, so you'll have to wait and find out which side of the fence he lands on.
If you're wondering why I didn't like it, don't you worry. You'll hear my reasons loud and clear while I revisit this disappointing spook fest.
This is an audio file that is meant to be listened to along with the movie.