Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant
You thought Artemis Fowl was bad? Oh hunny.
Cirque du Freak is one of my favorite book series, as well as one of the worst movies I have ever seen. And it wasn’t enough for me to make you suffer through it with me, I also dragged Miles along. Godspeed.
This is an audio file that is meant to be listened to along with the movie.