Cop and a Half
It's a cop. And a half. Because it's a kid who is half the cop's size, age, what have you. Do you get it? Do you get the joke?
Also apparently this is a sequel to a movie from the 90s that I have never heard of and doesn't appear to have any connection other than the title? Sure. Why not.
Look, I genuinely promise you that the ending to this movie makes the journey worth it. Okay? But up until then, you will want to die. There's simply no getting around it.
This is an audio file that is meant to be listened to along with the movie.