Jurassic World Trilogy (Commentary Tracks)

Please keep your arms, legs, and tails inside the vehicle at all times!

Fellow theme park enthusiast Zach is back to find out what happens when the park is officially open in Jurassic World. Released in 2015 and forgotten by 2016, Jurassic World brought us such memorable things as a consistently moist Bryce Dallas Howard, hilarious Jimmy Fallon hijinx, and an underwhelming update to what was once Zach's favorite ride at Universal Studios.

Then, in Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, we find out what happened after the park went to shit, as well as discuss the roller coaster that is HHN 2020 and a literal roller coaster that was announced this week based on the Jurassic World franchise.

Finally, Zach and I hit the drive-in for Jurassic World: Dominion and we're hoping for the best but expecting the worst. The original cast is back, so that's cool right? Right???

Look, if you're into anything BUT dinosaurs, you're gonna have a blast.

This is an audio file that is meant to be listened to along with the movie.