You’ve got thoughts, opinions, and access to streaming platforms—this beanie is just here to keep your head warm while you share them.

Whether you're watching Evil Dead in the snow, yelling “THAT’S the twist?!” during a Shyamalan film, or just ordering coffee like you're about to direct Hereditary 2, this 12" cuffed beanie has the range.

🧃 Colors & Material:

• Black: 100% acrylic, like your sense of humor during horror movie deaths
• Blaze Orange: Also 100% acrylic, bold enough to be seen from space or the A Quiet Place set
• Heather Grey: 62% acrylic, 38% polyester, soft enough to narrate a Netflix true crime doc in

🧵 Specs:

• Adjustable 3" cuff — fold it once, twice, or live dangerously and don’t cuff at all (you wild card)
• 12” of beanie height = just enough to hide a bad hair day or an existential crisis
• Embroidered with the PRETTY MUCH IT logo by our talented friends at starcadet.com, who have probably cried during Inside Out and been changed ever since

🎬 Vibes:

• Looks like something you’d wear in a Sundance short film about growing up too fast in a Blockbuster parking lot
• Feels like the Stranger Things soundtrack sounds
• Makes you 12% funnier on commentary tracks (not scientifically proven, but let’s be real: it tracks)