“That’s Pretty Much It.” —You, while looking in the mirror wearing this beanie.

Straight outta Truman Show-level simulation comes this delightfully chaotic 12" cuffed beanie, dipped in a pastel tie-dye swirl that looks like if Euphoria had a baby with Doug. And yeah—it’s giving main character energy.

🌀 Color: Sky (a.k.a. that one planet in Interstellar where time moves weird and Matthew McConaughey cries underwater)

🧢 Fit: Cozy enough to survive a Saw trap, chill enough to wear during a Twilight marathon. If Edward wore this, he’d sparkle less—because you'd outshine him.

🧵 Details: Embroidered by our friends at Star Cadet (not to be confused with Starfleet Command, although we’re not not saying it gives off Spock-core), featuring the iconic PRETTY MUCH IT logo front and center like it’s about to host Weekend Update.

💯 Material: 100% cotton. 0% polyester. 1000% vibes.

Whether you’re walking through a literal horror movie or just Target at 11pm, this beanie says, “I watched Hereditary and lived to tell the tale.” Which is honestly… heroic.