The classic logo tee. The original. The protagonist. The plot twist is… there is no twist. It’s just this perfect tee.

Whether you're live-commenting a Fast & Furious sequel, explaining why Paddington 2 is a masterpiece, or just vibing silently during a rewatch of The Social Network — this is the shirt you wear when you want to look effortlessly cool and emotionally available.

🧃 Color Options:

• Black: For when you're feeling like the A24 version of yourself.
• Heather Grey: The “just watched The Office blooper reel again” vibe.
• Classic Orange: Bold. Loud. This is the tee that orders mozzarella sticks and gets them for free. Probably owns a steelbook copy of Speed.

🧵 Fabric:

• 4.3 oz./yd² of 100% combed ring-spun cotton (32 singles = soft enough to pet like a cat in a Bond movie)
• Pre-shrunk, form-fitting, and cool without trying too hard—like if Jeff Goldblum was a garment

📐 Fit & Feel:

• Set-in 1x1 baby rib collar so you never look like you just crawled out of a time loop
• Hemmed sleeves and side seams = structure, people. We have standards here.
• Breathable enough to wear for 12 hours straight while watching all the Harry Potter movies in one sitting and still look fresh for Fantastic Beasts - if you’re brave. (Eric is wearing a medium.)

🖨️ Print: That loud, proud PRETTY MUCH IT logo, screen printed at starcadet.com — where people take movie merch seriously but not too seriously. Like, Sharknado seriously.