If Wet Hot American Summer and Stranger Things had a baby, and that baby was super into Scream 4.

This tie-dye tee is what happens when you take a classic camp shirt, crank the saturation to 11, and drop it in a blender with the entire 2003 Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards. It’s nostalgic. It’s loud. It’s unironically kind of hot.

🌊 Color: Sky Blue Tie-Dye, a.k.a. the exact shade of water before the shark shows up

📼 Fit: Classic. Like, actual classic. Like a Back to the Future VHS from Blockbuster classic. Pre-shrunk, so it fits right whether you’re the Final Girl™ or the one making sarcastic comments right before getting offed in the third act. (Eric is wearing a medium.)

🧵 Fabric: 5.3 oz./yd² of 100% heavyweight cotton, which means it's tougher than Sydney Prescott and still soft enough to nap in while watching The Princess Diaries for the hundredth time.

🌀 Print: Features the bold PRETTY MUCH IT logo, screen-printed front and center like it’s about to enter a rap battle with your other shirts and win via monologue.

🎨 Note: No two shirts are the same. Seriously. Each is like a limited-edition variant cover of a graphic novel where the hero is... you, but like, funnier.

🚿 Wash separately unless you want to turn the rest of your wardrobe into a tie-dye sequel.