This shirt looks like it’s survived every horror movie ever made… and came out hotter.

This mineral-washed masterpiece has the exact vibe of someone who just marathoned The Blair Witch Project, Fight Club, and Hereditary—and still had time to crack jokes during the credits. The black-and-gray cosmic swirl is totally intentional (and legally not haunted). Each one is unique, kinda like a Loki variant but with better taste in graphic tees.

🖤 Color: Spooky storm cloud / high-concept A24 poster

📏 Fit: True to size and pre-shrunk, so don’t worry about tossing it in the wash after you inevitably sweat through it during a Saw X rewatch. (Eric is wearing a medium.)

👕 Fabric: 5.3 oz./yd² of 100% heavyweight cotton, so it’s tough enough to survive a horror franchise reboot and a summer road trip with friends who don’t know how to use cruise control.

🎨 Design: The PRETTY MUCH IT logo is screen printed front and center by our longtime merch soulmates at Star Cadet (not a cult, we checked).

⚠️ Important Note: The dyeing process means no two shirts are exactly alike. Some are moodier, some are brighter, all are cooler than the guy in Drive.