This hoodie is basically a weighted blanket for your Final Destination-addled soul.

Let’s get one thing straight: this isn't your average hoodie. This is your emotionally-supportive, horror-movie-bingeing, Cloverfield-found-footage cameo-ready armor. With an ethereal blue tie-dye that looks like the sky during a Donnie Darko monologue, this thing is a walking spoiler warning. (You’ve been warned.)

💙 Color: Crystal blue tie-dye, like the ocean in a movie where someone definitely gets dragged under

📦 Fit: Classic. Like classic classic. Like a hoodie that looks like it’s been in your closet since you saw The Ring on VHS and never quite recovered. (Eric is wearing a medium.)

🧶 Fabric: 8.5 oz./yd² of an 80/20 cotton-poly blend that’s soft enough to nap in during Lord of the Rings: Extended Edition, yet durable enough to survive a Zombieland double tap.

🧵 Details:

• Double-lined hood so you can vanish into it mid-awkward social interaction à la Scott Pilgrim
• Pouch pocket for snacks, secrets, or just keeping your hands warm like a cold-blooded Dexter protagonist
• Ribbed cuffs and waistband with spandex so it stays put while you dramatically yell at the screen

🖨️ Design: The PRETTY MUCH IT logo is screen printed loud and proud by our merch soulmates at StarCadet.com, who probably cried during Up and never recovered.

⚠️ Important Note: Each hoodie is uniquely dyed—no two are the same. Like snowflakes. Or WandaVision episodes.

🚿 Wash separately unless you’re trying to recreate Blue Valentine but with laundry.