This hoodie didn’t choose the dark aesthetic. The dark aesthetic chose it.

You know that moment in a horror movie where someone stares out a rain-covered window and whispers, “It’s happening again”? Yeah. They were probably wearing this hoodie. This piece is straight out of the Director’s Cut of your life — cozy, mysterious, and slightly intimidating in the best way.

🌑 Color: Mineral washed black, or as we call it, “The official color of rewatching Donnie Darko and questioning your reality”

🧶 Fabric: 8.5 oz./yd², made from a 60/40 ring-spun cotton/polyester blend — because comfort matters when you're spiraling through a Black Mirror binge.

📏 Fit: Classic. Like “wore it to your friend’s basement to watch The Thing on VHS” classic. With a bit of a worn-in edge, like it’s been through a few found footage tapes and survived. (Eric is wearing a medium.)

🖤 Details:

• Double-needle stitching (it holds up better than the plot of Tenet)
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord, so you can disappear like Batman mid-conversation
• Kangaroo pouch pocket for snacks, chapstick, or your Get Out escape keys
• Ribbed cuffs and waistband with spandex to seal in heat—and vibes

🖨️ Design: Screen printed with the bold PRETTY MUCH IT logo by our partners at starcadet.com, who know their way around a hoodie and a Final Destination reference.

⚠️ Note: Every hoodie is unique. No two are exactly alike—just like alternate timelines in Everything Everywhere All At Once. Wash separately or prepare for chaos.